If you go fishing in Japan, never forget to check the sky
regularly. Two japanese fishers apparently had their boat sunk
by a COW falling out of the sky.  Naturally nobody believed the
unfortunate fishers, until facts surfaced that a russian airline
had indeed dropped a cow out of an airplane (!!!?).  Why?  “she
didn’t give any milk, and didn’t want to wear mini-skirts”, was
the explanation of the pilot afterwards.