I actually do get people going to my homepage.

I was shocked.  I know about ten people who actually come here.  And I bet none of them made it past 120.  But, nevertheless, I was genuinely shocked.  I even got an email or two about it.

But I hate people talking to me about it.  I absolutely fucking hate it.  I never, ever tell anyone to go to my homepage.  And I don't like being told to go and see anyone elses.  So don't fucking insist.

And, if you do know me, don't talk to me about it please.  I fucking hate that.  It completely throws me out of whack.