K this is a funny little April Fool's Day prank, about Radiohead.  If you aren't a Radiohead fan, all you need to know is that Thom Yorke has a lazy eye, and Americans are assholes.  This prank actually went through over the whole day, with the radio station cutting to the hospital regularly.

Download (do not stream) this RealAudio file.  It's funny. :)  It's only about 404k.