• I want to be clean and efficient and effective and profitable.
• I want to be a hard-working, dedicated machine.
• I don't want to change.  I like how I am right now.  I want to become READ ONLY.  I don't want to be a readable/writable object.
• I don't want to be effected by my society any further.
• I don't want you to change me.
• I will uphold the mechanoid virtues.

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